Ok. So it seems you have stumbled upon me.
I am Scott Raynor even though the rules say I can't call myself that.

ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

(Source: prekrasnoe-mngnovenie, via nicsyl)

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via mrbrightside1998)

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interruptingpanda:

supernaturalapocalypse:

forgivegadreel:

supernaturalapocalypse:

LoOK hOw hAAAPpy eVerYONE iS

kaTIE WHAT THE FUCK i’M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHOTOSHOP

This is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen, and people, I’ve been to war TWICE.

(via mrbrightside1998)

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

(via mrbrightside1998)

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via unexplainablesightingsinthesky)

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gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

(via patentmeeks182)

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narcotic:

I think my problem is that when I like someone, even a little, I put absolutely everything I have into it.

I tell everyone, I spend all my time and effort into that relationship and when it turns to shit i just look dumb.

(via punkvp)

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5 days ago
natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

(Source: napsmear, via thescienceofassbutts)

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nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

(via thescienceofassbutts)

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